Ah, sh*t

Well they finally caught the guys who blew up those two police cars
It was a couple college kids who thought the town was dumb as rocks
Like we wouldn't raise an eyebrow at the sudden lack of bullsh*t
Too few parking tickets written, too few high-school parties stopped

Well, I always wish you well when I pass the old gas station
With the banner on the front that shows how tolerant they are
You'll get told to go to hell by some summer-time flatlander
With a coexistin' sticker on the bumper of their car

And it's gone to sh*t without you
It was sh*t before, but at least I had you
No, there ain't nothing to report
But I hope you're bored and headed north

I've been taking your advice and trying to scream less at the tourists
And I've been working on my timin' when I ask too much of you
But if I see one more cyber truck, I swear to God I'm gonna floor it
Need somebody here to talk me out of things I can't undo

And it's gone to sh*t without you
It was sh*t before, but at least I had you
No, there ain't nothing to report
But I hope you're bored and headed north

And it's gone to sh*t without you
It was sh*t before, but at least I had you
No, there ain't nothing to report
But I hope you're bored and headed north